Friday, July 25, 2008

Shake SHake Shake....ooo lalala

Shake to Shape....oooh....Shake to Shape....oooohh

SOunds familiar? Yaya...it's the Gintell ISO "shaking" machine....

Daddy had always wanted to buy a massaging chair but few years back, the deal wasn't the attractive...RM10k for a chair? Allelujah!!

Then, a month ago....daddy finally bought the massaging chair...know why? Coz I have not been sleeping well ever since i got transferred to another department in my office....thus, stiffed neck became my daily morning alarm. Aihz....So daddy and mommy, got worried....(actually i think daddy wanted to buy the chair long time ago liao...but no valid reason to spend so much money suddenly...and then...*light bulbs*....i became the reason....lame right .___.)

Anyway, the chair was delivered to my house last month....but daddy spent only 6k for it...anddddddddd.....the best part is....Gintell was doing this promotion thing...buy 1 massaging chair, free Gintell ISO, free eye massager, free slimming belt....oh yes..FREE GINTELL ISO!!!!!!

Ok...enuf of the massaging chair story...the reason why i wrote this post is becauuuuuuse...I've GAINED WEIGHT....*sob sob*.....again...i wonder if it's because of the PMS thingie...u know...tummy get bloated...can't fit into my favourite ultra low levi's jeans...worst...the sight of 'spare tyre' whenever I'm in my tight fitting top....yikes!!! FAT SNAKE : If You Are Reading This, Can You Please Tell Me Why I Get Spare Tyre Every Time Of The Month????!?????

And so, I've Gained Weight....what did i do? I stopped eating...well not completely...i still take fruits and veges everyday....but damn...the sight of cookies and breads and pastries are always tempting me to just grab them and shove them into my mouth and munch munch munch...aih...Oh God...tell me WHY WOMEN MUST HAVE SPARE TYRE?????? ok...back to my diet...

Yes, i did consume some cookies...and the devil in me kept telling me...c'mon..one more piece won't make you fat...

One piece...followed by another...another....and i lost track of how many another i have gave in...

As i was sitting on the chair..drinking my cuppa of coffee and staring at the TV in front of me...suddenly I SAW IT! o kanasai!!! MY TUMMY....WHAT HAPPENED??!??! It BULGED like NOBODY'S BUSINESS...shit shit shit!!!!!!! I quickly ran up to my weighing scale...to my horror...+1.5KG!!!!!!!!! Oh SHit!!! Big time SHIT!!!!

*breathe*......and then...AHA!!! THE GINTELL TO THE RESCUE...kekeke! With my lightning speed, i turned on the machine and selected BODY PERFECTION PROGRAM....and it begins...shake shake shake...ooo....for 20 minutes....

After the shaking session, i looked down...wooo....FLAT...hahahaha!!!!!! yay!!! Yes....the machine miraculously shakes off my bulging tummy in just 20 minutes!!!!

I guess i found my new love....ooops...bb i still love you and you are still my best bb...muaacks! Hehe...

6 comments:

peggy said...

Miss, may I know what is your weight now? I finally slim down a little bit also... but still need to continue...

dumb-baker said...

PEGGGGGG: i've gained some weight...hehehe..but still underweight...okla...i'm a freak. I will become hysterical even on the slightest fat on my body now...siao hor? hehehe

peggy said...

U ah... better take care of yourself... fatter a bit looks healthier!

dumb-baker said...

aiyo Peg, last time received too many comments on my fleshy wide butt...now still haunting me leh..so kenot blame me if i am determined to be Butt-less...hahahha

Anonymous said...

friend, u are not fat lah.. u have to work very very very hard to be fat... so no need to be so paranoid.. having my finals now.. damn stress.. will answer ur questions in detail when i see u again ya...pray for me ya... fat snake

dumb-baker said...

FAT SNAKE!!!! Wah...goodie luckie man! Supposed to date you for Korean dinner this weekend with Sui Goh and Bb...but i guess u r stuck with exams!! Nvm la...Gambateh! Shall dine with u after ur exams k.