Monday, April 21, 2008

I'm Feeling FAT

Dear diary,

I'm feeling fat since last Saturday. I have hardly eaten anything since Saturday. WHat i ate for since Saturday were only
  • a bowl of vegetable soup
  • 3 slices of yam bread
  • 1 salted baked chicken thigh
  • Shared a packet of rojak with bb
  • a piece of kow zi
  • a bowl of vegetarian soup (mushroom + dried lily buds + Napa Cabbage + peanuts + muk yi + water + salt)
  • a few bites of stir fry veges
  • two apple

Yes...these were wat i ate since Saturday morning until tummy ballooned like a ball and i can feel the wind in my stomach is practising the tsunami bb has been laughing his head off upon hearing the rumbling sound from my tummy, in which as loud as the siren, i have not burped have hardly fart and forget about poo pooing....nothing is coming out. The attempts of drinking high fiber drink didn't help much either.

Just then, i wikipedia-ed abt PMS - PreMenstrualSyndrome and check this out :

Most common Pre Menstrual Symptoms include:

  • Weight gain from premenstrual water retention
  • Abdominal bloating
  • Breast tenderness
  • Stress or anxiety
  • Depression
  • Crying spells
  • Mood swings, irritability or anger
  • Appetite changes and food cravings
  • Trouble falling asleep (insomnia)
  • Joint or muscle pain
  • Headache
  • Fatigue (medical)
  • Acne
  • Trouble concentrating
  • Wanting to be alone
  • Body temperature increase
  • Worsening of existing skin disorders, and respiratory (eg, allergies, infection) or eye eg, visual disturbances, conjunctivitis) problems

Congratulate me now because i fit all the symptoms....if only winning lottery is this easy!



Anonymous said...

kawan.. ur problem sounds more like an obstuction than pms to me:) if after few more days still not feeling well.. i suggest u go see a doc to get medication to clear ur bowel. (fat snake)

dumb-baker said...

Apa itu obstuction? Blockage? tell me more leh...anyway i've lost 1kg on my first day of 'auntie visit'...see by the end of the week if i manage to lose all the 3 kgs i've gained...if i do, it means my blood waste weighs 3kgs!!!! if means i grew fatter...keke

Anonymous said...

did u feel better after ur auntie visit.. and have u passed any poo poo dee?? any abdominal pain?? hard to teel without meeting u in person...anyway.. if ur blood waste weighs 3kgs then keng lah... and i dun see any harm f u have gained 3 kgs :p (fat snake)

dumb-baker said...

FS....sudah poo oledi...but very little poo poo only...maybe because i'm too afraid to eat after learning that i have piled up 3kgs in just 4 days....freaks me out!! Anyway, KP said he'll take me to the pharmacy to check out this New Morning Fiber Cleanse drink...his colleagus recommended him this product as his colleague too suffers from constipation...hehe! wat do u think ha?

Anonymous said...

if its's just fiber then i think no harm trying... but... if u still feel very uncomfortable after that.. can see a doctor...or. i can go tengok u.. when i go back for the weekend..(ular gemuk)

dumb-baker said...

Terima Kasih for the advice. I tried the fiber drink liao...maybe i didn't eat any solid food...that's why not much poo poo.....btw, i'm on my way to lose my last 1kg...kekeke! can't believe my blood weighs 2 kgs!!!!